by Wadsam | May 1, 2018 4:30 pm
The great Charlie Chaplin had once said: “A day spent without laughter is a day wasted.”
Hope these jokes bring a smile to your face J
So Bill went to see his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it just before going to bed.
Bill did this, and slept very well and actually beat the alarm clock by two hours. So he fixed himself a nice breakfast and drove happily to work, in plenty of time for the start of the work day.When he got there, he said, “Boss, that pill the doctor gave me actually worked!”
His boss said, “That’s all very well, but where were you yesterday?”
The flowers duly arrived at the new business site and the business owner read the accompanying card to find it said, “Rest in Peace”.
The business owner rang his friend and told him what the card read. The friend was angry and called the florist to complain.
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said, “Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should consider this… somewhere there’s a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, ‘Congratulations on your new location.'”
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